Thursday, July 12, 2012

Patent Pending

Today.  Because it's a little humid (by desert standards) and my swamp cooler is not keeping up...
Today.  Because I spent time cleaning dried up, soaked in spit up off the couch...
Today.  Because I actually said the words, "WE DO NOT TOUCH POOP!"..
Today.  Because I got to leave the house for an hour and half this morning and came back and acted like I forgot how to be a mom...

I'm going to share with you my brilliant idea.  Copyrighted, patent pending, don't steal it 'cause I really think it's clever and someday when I have the time to look up the phone number to talk to someone who might care I may actually do something with it...are you ready?  Brilliant, I tell you.

You know how all diapers have little cartoon designs on the waistband.  I think that's stupid.  Especially the Preemie through 2 sizes.  Infants don't know who Mickey is, people.  Well, I think there should be little cartoons for Mommas on there.  Maybe sweet words of encouragement.  Maybe just nothing, 'cause sometimes nothing is funny and encouragement just makes you cry.

Here are some of my ideas:

Funny Reminders Ecard: Lessons in Womanhood: You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.


All copied from Pinterest - sources varied.


You can do it, only 24 more diapers today!

Be thorough, she may change your diaper someday (thanks Josh!).

Potty training is harder than this.

Have you eaten today?  Take a vitamin!

As you can tell, it's been one of those days.  I paint a pretty picture on this blog...because 'pretty' is usually what's in my heart about these youngins.  But, there are days that if this was a real job, and these three were my boss...I'd quit and fly 'em the bird on my way out!

Eating chocolate instead of drinking,

1 comment:

  1. i like your idea. a lot. especially the one that says potty training is harder than this. soooo true. i think we should leave the kids with the husbands, get together, drink and have chocolate. too bad we don't live closer, lol! good thing tomorrow is a new day!